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Sherry Lynn & Alex Sausnock

Alex is on his way back to the War in Iraq.

On March 10th 2006 Alex came to our Brownie Troup 1820 Meeting to except

some gifts the girls made for him and also 100's of Girl Scout Cookies to take back to his friends in Iraq which were donated by the girls themselves. They have all adopted each other and will be emailing and keeping in touch with their new found friend. Alex was just home on leave but is now headed back to Iraq and the War. It was agreat experience for both the girls and for Alex.

Tatum, Breanna, Rachelle, Sara Ann, Alicia

Kierrsa, Danielle, Shyann

May the Good Lord be with you Alex, stay safe.

(All the Girls thought he was very cute)

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Chuckles          "Humorous Notes"           Chuckles

Two cowboys were waiting in their fort for the Indians to attack. They
listened to the distant pounding war drums. One cowboy muttered to the
other, "I don't like the sound of them drums."

Just then, a distant voice came over the hill, "It's not our usual
drummer!"
What's the difference between Gospel Music and Folk Music?
In Gospel Music, every one dies and goes to heaven.
In Folk Music, everybody just dies.

Diminished Fifth -- An empty bottle of Jack Daniels
Perfect Fifth -- A full bottle of Jack Daniels
Ritard -- There's one in every family
Relative Major -- An uncle in the Marine Corps
Relative Minor -- A girlfriend
Big Band -- When the bar pays enough to bring two banjo players
Treble -- Women ain't nothin' but
Arpeggio -- "Ain't he that storybook kid with the big nose that grows?"
Tempo -- Good choice for a used car
A 440 -- The highway that runs around Nashville
Passing Tone -- Frequently heard near the baked beans at family
barbecues
High C -- The only fruit drink you can afford when food stamps are low
Tuba -- A compound word: "Hey, woman! Fetch me another tuba Bryll
Cream!"
Whole Note -- What's due after failing to pay the mortgage for a year
Cello -- The proper way to answer the phone
French Horn -- Your wife says you smell like a cheap one when you come
in at 4 a.m.

A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his
instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes
to the music store and says to the owner, "I'd like to look at the
accordions, please."

The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says "All our
accordions are over there." After browsing, the drummer says,

"I think I'd like the big red one in the corner."

The store owner looks at him and says, "You're a drummer, aren't you?"
The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?"
The store owner says, "That 'big red accordion' is the radiator."
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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.

Bill Moyer, 73, wears a "Bullshit Protector" flap over his ear while Senator Ted Kennedy addresses the Veterans of Foreign Wars.

Norwegian Math

A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman
won't hire him until he passes a little math test.

"Here's your first question," the foreman said.
"Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" the Norwegian says, "Dat is
easy."   And he proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree
make nine," says the Norwegian.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second
question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Norwegian stares into space for a while, then
picks up the picture that he has just drawn and
makes a smudge on each tree.    "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How
on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree,
and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to
actually have to hire this Norwegian, so he says,
"All right, last question. Same rules again, but
represent the number 100."

The Norwegian stares into space some more,
then he picks up the picture again and makes a
little mark at the base of each tree and says,
"Ere you go. One hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be
nuts if you think that represents a hundred.
(You're going to love this one!!!)

The Norwegian leans forward and points to the
marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little
dog came along and crap by each tree. So now
you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd,
and dirty tree and a turd, dat make one hundred.
So, when I start?"
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A father wanted to read a magazine but was being bothered by his little
girl, Shelby. She wanted to know what the United States looked like.
Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new magazine on which was printed the
map of the country. Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to Shelby and
said, "Go into the other room and see if you can put this together. This
will show you our whole country today."

After a few minutes, Shelby returned and handed him the map correctly

fitted together. The father was surprised and asked how she had finished

so quickly.

"Oh," she said, "on the other side of the paper is a picture of Jesus. When

I got all of Jesus back where He belonged, then our country just came together."
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Very Funny, New Disease going around.

AAADD - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

Recently, I was diagnosed with AAADD - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my cheque book off the table, and see that there is only 1 cheque left.

My extra cheques are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

1) The car isn't washed
2) The bills aren't paid
3) There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
4) The flowers don't have enough water,
5) There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book
6) I can't find the remote,
7) I can't find my glasses,
8) And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Very Funny, New Disease going around.

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